Words with Donut Guy
- Me: I'll take a dozen donuts, please.
- Him: Do you want to pick them?
- Me: No thanks, just whatever you grab.
- Him: Are these for here or to go?
- Me: ...what.
- Him: Oh god sorry, I am all mixed up today.
- Me: Clearly. Because I'm the only one in here. So nobody's going to help me carry these donuts out to my car. So I'm just going to eat them all here. Of course.
- Him: ...wait.
- Me: ...I'm kidding.
- Him: Oh.
- Me: [looks at camera]