A CHAT

Words with Donut Guy

  • Me: I'll take a dozen donuts, please.
  • Him: Do you want to pick them?
  • Me: No thanks, just whatever you grab.
  • Him: Are these for here or to go?
  • Me: ...what.
  • Him: Oh god sorry, I am all mixed up today.
  • Me: Clearly. Because I'm the only one in here. So nobody's going to help me carry these donuts out to my car. So I'm just going to eat them all here. Of course.
  • Him: ...wait.
  • Me: ...I'm kidding.
  • Him: Oh.
  • Me: [looks at camera]
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I’m currently deleting 17000+ files from my old MacBook Pro in preparation for an eBay listing. I should probably do the same with my HP laptop and my netbook… But that’s a project for another day.

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This little fucker has invaded my life the past couple of days. Argh!

In the last 24 hours I have purchased a pair of adorable Hello Kitty sunglasses, a pair of cheeky sequined HK pasties (yes, pasties…) and a necklace in the shape of Hello Kitty made out of a recylced PBR can. I’m equally excited for all three to arrive at my PO box ASAP.

A TEXT POST

Bringing My Milkshake

mybiggestregretever:

My biggest regret ever is bringing my milkshake.  It brought all of these boys over to my yard, and they started arguing saying mine was better than theirs.  So I told them, “damn right, it’s better than yours.”  Eventually I taught them, but they of course had to pay.

[Male, 18]

Reblogged from My Biggest Regret Ever
A VIDEO

gracehelbig:

THIS IS WHAT SEX IS.

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dontcryitsjustsarcasm:

#1

What an amazing thought #4 is! Bold, italic, strikethrough, sarcasm. I like it. I want it.

A TEXT POST

Just a little grammar humor…

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”